Poarch Monkey

Slang term for a good-for nothing, lazy-ass, nigger.

Those Damn Poarch Monkeys.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006

chump monkey

1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.

2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.

1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"

by AllyG October 27, 2005

Ackin a monkey

when someone is acting like an animal or a fool.

"Man, will you stop ackin a monkey!!"

by DML67 April 19, 2007

monkey grab

to pick smth up by using one´s toes

I couldn´t be bothered bending over to pick up the pen, so I simply monkey grabbed it.

by HarryD May 19, 2007

washoka monkey

A washoka monkey is simply when you crap on the floor, take the crap, and use it as a lubricant to masturbate yourself doing the "monkeystyle" masturbation.

Kevin washoka monkey yesterday.

by blackcocker December 6, 2006

fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

sponge monkey

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004