monke

monke ride wife. monke happy. wife fight back. kill wife. monke sad. *dies of rock*

monke eat banana

by Berriesisjoupappa February 27, 2021

Bum Monkey

Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.

Karim is a Bum Monkey in Fahd's ass!

by Maverick Corleone May 31, 2006

Fuck a monkey

1. An exclamation of frustration
2. An exclamation of awesomeness
3. A dismissal
4. To totally suck at something
5. Something you say when there's nothing else to say
6. To have sexual intercourse with a primate

1. "Why won't this thing work??? Argh, fuck a monkey!"
2. "How 'bout that GWAR concert last night?" "Fuck a monkey, that was awesome!"
3. Dumbass walking in on conversation: "You like GWAR??? You guys are sickos!" Guys: "Oh, go fuck a monkey!"
4. *Awkward silence* "Fuck a monkey!"
5. "Man, I fuck a monkey at this!"
6. "I gotta go to the zoo and fuck a monkey."

by Blood Seraph December 13, 2008

sand monkey

arab towel head who sits on his camel all day out in the desert

"You see that new Arab kid?"
"Yeah, where he came from he was the biggest sand monkey"

by Ian Hunter is gay February 23, 2003

Safety Monkey

This term originated from a webcomic called penny arcade. Saftey monkey is one of the group's friends that they constantly abandon, make fun of, and "tell him to meet places and never show up"

In everyday conversation, safety monkey is used to refer to a friend that is just there to make fun of. Sometimes this friend can still be a close friend and only the constant taget for playful jokes, however he/she might also be seriously attacked by his/her 'friends'

"John is our safety monkey"
"He's not really our friend. just a safety monkey."

by 64bitllama October 14, 2004

Monkey-Madness

To stick your finger up your anal cavity, remove it, and put the fingure up the nose of the girl you are haveing sexual intercorse with. At this time, she will pass out due to the toxic fumes. While she passes out, you carry on your buisness.

After prom, I took his sister and I played a little monkey-madness on her

by Heinrich October 20, 2003

porch monkey

Some who is a lazy fuck

Damn porch monkey get off the fucking couch and take a walk.

by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006