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Michael Jackson

Someone you sorry ass hoes will never be. A person whom everyone hates on because they had never seen a human being with such charismatic ways. He is an eternal force who kept smiling daily despite the lies of James, Wade, Jordan, and Gavin. He was a BLACK man with a skin condition that made him even more insecure on top of you low life suckers. He gave his all to this world and yall treated him like trash, but waited for him to die to tell him you loved him. Suck some nuts. - Sincerely an MJ Fan.
Hater: Michael Jackson bleached his skin
Fan: He had a skin condition and you are a failed abortion
by lordcapalot May 18, 2020
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Michael Jordan

The most GOATED NBA player of all time no cap. Better than LeBron sorry. Lebron second after Jordan. Respect the GOAT!!!
by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021
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Michael Masi's career

Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.

After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.

He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.
"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"
by Oofyeetoofyeet1 March 3, 2022
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Michael Bolton

The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.
Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!
by cr0nky August 31, 2007
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michael phelps

The swimmer's whose face you see every five seconds while watching the olympics. Even if he's not currently swimming.
"Yes, while Nastia does her floor routine let's switch back to the water cube for a minute long interview about Michael Phelps' race that we just saw. Later we will also show his medal ceremonies, and his other 20 or so prelims, semifinals, finals, documentaries, and interviews...oh yeah and we'll also show 10-15 seconds of some other obviously less important sports..."
by pumpitUP67 October 9, 2008
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michael bisping

A very talented fighter from England who won the TUF3 light heavyweight division. He currently fights in the Ufc.
Talker 1: Yo man, you gonna watch the michael bisping Vs Hamill fight?

Talker 2: oh yaa hamill will get killed.
by Joe XD August 21, 2007
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michael

Someone that has the best girlfriend in the world :*
michael has the best girlfriend
by wholly October 24, 2011
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