Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.

You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!

by cr0nky October 16, 2009

Michael Bolton

The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.

Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!

by cr0nky August 31, 2007

suxy

When someone does something, acts a certain way, or dresses in a manner that is supposed to be "sexy", but really actually just sucks.

Did you see that old fat chick sporting the fishnets and mini skirt? Blech... WAY suxy!

by cr0nky March 06, 2008

Lemonade Stand

A urinal

I'm gonna go to the lemonade stand... where I stand and make lemonade.

by cr0nky October 16, 2009