Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.
You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
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Dude: Im going to make her Pull the trigger on my Baby Makin' Machine Gun.
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There are 6 billion intelligent machines in the world, and the machine-net is a network that connects those machines - similar to the way the Internet ties together computers.
By "talking" over the machine-net, a washing machine will "tell" a dishwasher when it has finished its final rinse cycle so both devices aren't pulling from the hot water heater at the same time. The dishwasher will then automatically begin its cycle.
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Fabulous,awesome,cool,sweet,kind,funny,interesting, basically sums her up.
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A person with a big mind and big imagination.
A girl with so many talents and skills.
Is harsh at times,but totally worth it.
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And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.
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