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dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.
You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
by stogeson September 16, 2009
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Baby Makin' Machine Gun

Is another Word For a Guys Dick, Your Penis.
Dude: Check out that Chick in the Corner.
Other Dude: Shes Fucking Hot.
Dude: Im going to make her Pull the trigger on my Baby Makin' Machine Gun.
by Twitch0601 March 21, 2010
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machael

A best friend.

A pretty girl.

A person with a big mind and big imagination.

A girl with so many talents and skills.

Is harsh at times,but totally worth it.

Fabulous,awesome,cool,sweet,kind,funny,interesting, basically sums her up.
Machael is very beautiful and unique ❤️
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mezza machine

A mobile phone or a device used for sending and receiveing mezzas
Check this cuz, I got a new mezza machine
by G January 3, 2005
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Self Machine

Someone who is totally selfish and thinks only of them selves.
And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.
He's just a self machine.
by Judge dredd7 August 1, 2011
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Julia Machado

A girl who is not afraid to let her gas come out of her butt hole. If you are thinking about dating this girl there arr some qualities you should know about. One she likes to switch around a lot. One week she might be with you and the next week it might be all over. She loves to eat and is obsessed with her butt "beware". However this girl belives she is black and is not afraid to show it. She is very needy and loves to cuddle it can involve dangerous movments. Get this girl mad and the sandals will slap you. If you are up to a challenge she is in.
Julia machado loves to twerk...
by The anonymous 3 November 5, 2017
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