Meat hanger

A girl with long skin hanging down from her pussy.

"Man, I had sex with this girl last night and she had disgusting meat hangers."

by FRESHNESSS August 25, 2009

piece of meat with two eyes

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.

Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...

by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006

beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 18, 2008

beating my meat

Jerking off
master bating

horny

blue balls

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..

by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017

meat rose

a dilapidated asshole, as from rough back door loving

a meat rose by any other name would smell as sweet

by Oysters Rockefeller January 11, 2009

meat bubble

A meat bubble is when you fart and it feels like a bubble rolls up your taint.

Mike's taint was tickled by a meat bubble.

by Bubble Boy April 9, 2008

Meat Pack

An accurately weighed high premium quality glass barbeque feast.

Bro! bro!, I found a Meat Pack under the couch! - crank up the bar-b, we's gunna get spent

by Professor Spendser October 16, 2008