labratorgy

The origin of the word laboratory: Once it was just called a lab. And so, a fucked up scientist decided to organize an orgy between his lab rats, a lab rat orgy. Everything was ready and one of his coworkers overhead the idea. He was a little deaf and thought he heard the word laboratory, this word was born of a simple misunderstanding of a fucked up orgy.

-hey wanna join my lab rat orgy?
-what the fuck is a laboratory
- I meant a labratorgy you idiot

by Jhon Salchichon July 25, 2017

libado

The sexual urges you are told when young are sinful, and that you are not supposed to feel, but hey.

Staring into the stern, reprimanding face of Sister Mary-Grace, she wondered if her libado was visible, thinking, as she was, such forbidden thoughts.

by Monkey's Dad March 5, 2020

Liberal

Someone who is incredibly dumb in an assortment of ways. They have political ideas that are all based on feelings rather that actual factual things. They have no mind of their own, they can’t form their own opinions and have to rely on biased news sources like cnn or msnbc to tell them what they think. They have no critical thinking skills, give them evidence of one thing and they’ll point to the other without thinking. They think they’re always doing the right thing but in reality, what they do is usually wrong. They also usually do no physical activity and just sit at home waiting for money from the government.
Synonyms:
Californian, retard, dumbass, Biden supporter, member of antifa, you?

Look at that liberal over there saying that Kyle Rittenhouse should have been guilty

by Anti-retard(Californians) November 19, 2021

Baton Liberal

A baton liberal is a person who claims to follow the ideals of liberalism, but whose actual political ideas seem to be closer to conservatism.

The distinguishing characteristic of a baton liberal is that they want to illegalise just about everything. Movies, video games, tv-shows, martial arts, pre-marital sex - you name it. They are also more often than not overly positive about the police force and all of their policies on judicial matters reflect this.

They bear some resemblance to what people in the US refer to as neocons, and like neocons they are at their core just a bunch of populists.

That guy is such a baton liberal. All he ever talks about is making the police force bigger and extending prison terms.

by Ballistic Travis January 24, 2011

Jew Liberal

A person that doesn't pay for anything in a group. Blames the system for all their self created problems. Takes advantage of others generosity.

Telling someone you bought their drinks when someone else really paid for it makes you a Jew Liberal

by Bambam6464 December 24, 2016

Progressive Liberal

An angry poor person

Oh yeah did you hear about those progressive liberals that were looting the stores in Minnesota?

by thetypicalconservative November 4, 2020

quasi-liberal

A young person who thinks they're very liberal and woke, but are actually just entitled parrots of their parents.

She is being a bit of a quasi-liberal at the moment. Like, I agree what she's saying, but she emanates such entitlement and is making her claims without any reasoning.

by bRuHmIdWeStKiNdACrInGe November 6, 2020