Lemon

Lemons are sour.

Dude: hey I can eat a lemon with a straight face. (Eats lemon)
Dude 2: Impressive.. but can you eat spicy ramen?

by Yodel hand December 9, 2019

Lemon

A shitty car.

Had to take my Ford Explorer to the mechanics 4 times this week, my car is a lemon.

by K4meow December 20, 2019

lemon

1. a very sour yellow fruit that life gives you

HI IM LIFE AND I GEEVE OUT VAIRY SOUR FROOTS CALLED "LEMONS"

by christina the asian unipotato May 23, 2019

Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.

Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019

Lemon Lip

When a man sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his fingers on his crotch vigorously and then wipes his index finger between the upper lip and nose of another man multiple times as a means of seduction.

We were standing there talking and he just dropped the lemon lip on me thinking I was into him.

by Lenny245 August 15, 2019

Lemon squeeze

The act of friends getting together and telling each other what they don’t like about each other and resolving the problem.

I think we need a lemon squeeze this weekend tonya has been really rude lately

by Ladybug 33 September 16, 2019

lemon fizz

When you nut and pee at the same time

Yo, I just did a lemon fizz on Miranda last night.

by Not Enough Gym Badges October 10, 2019