keeper of the seven keys

two albums from power metal band helloween

probably the best power metal albums ever

Your the keeper of the seven keys...who locked up the seven seas

by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005

keyp

A word which replaces "okay" used to define an abnormal occurrence.

*You witness a black guy run into a store and steal a 40oz.
You: keyp.


Nick: The weather here in Arizona is so hot!!! haha
Me: keyp

by munkymash22 March 20, 2009

keyboard

What you currently have in front of you. Commonly used to input words into a computer.

Wow! There's a keyboard in front of me right now!

by thlalyi February 7, 2003

Keyon

Keyon is a veryyyyy attractive black male, with nice lips that you just want to devour.

Person 1# Omg, keyon looked so sexy today at work !

Person 2# I know right ! I need me a keyon asap.

by Blessnaomi February 14, 2019

Covenant of the Keys

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;

1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )

by Jason June 30, 2004

keybanger

A keybanger is to coast along in an manual carby'd car with the engine off pumping the go pedal 3-4 times then with the car in gear dropping the clutch causing the car to 'roll start' causing a great bang to show you mates you need a new muffler.

OMG I shouldn't have done that keybanger, I need a new muffler now eh uleh?

by ONE_VIA_S13 May 21, 2007

Keyblader

A person that plays Kingdom Hearts, the game in which the core weapon is the Keyblade. A person who pwns with the Keyblade.

player 1:Hey, did you play Kingdom Hearts 2 yet?

player 2:Yeah! I'm awesome at it, I'm a total Keyblader!

by khluver April 17, 2010