Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips June 17, 2016

kentucky hot basket

While in the act of ejaculating during sex, the partner cups their hands catching the warm semen.

"I gave this girl a Kentucky hot basket. It was sick dude."

"What the hell is that?"

"I finished in her hands bro. I don't think she washed them... Also it was your sister."

by SBeckerDTD June 14, 2016

Kentucky blowjob

When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth

I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob

by Nashville bible pusher June 8, 2016

Kentucky motherfucker

A mixture of ale 8 and a Kentucky bourbon

Bro drank too much Kentucky motherfucker and was dutched to no return

by Kushthraxkayak May 24, 2016

Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

sucky kentucky

When your homey wanna eat some fried chicken, but your also missin your girl. So you decide to combine them with some deep fried dick

Yeah we were real bored, we said no homo first, but he gave me a sucky kentucky...

by flynnie boi February 15, 2018

Kentucky crocodile

The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.

John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny

Jack: oh yeah? Like what?

John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile

Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed

John: ha lol faggot

by Memecatcher January 4, 2017