Prey Grade

The Cougar's age range preference, below which she isn't usually willing to prowl.

Sorry, babe, you're way below my prey grade...

by wordhackkee March 15, 2017

Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

THAT grade seven teacher

An easily offended teacher who treats certain people like absolute trash and attempts to ruin their social lives. He/She will listen to students conversations and will take certain things out of context to get said student into deep trouble. When someone calls her out on her behavior, whether it be in front of the entire class or in private, she will take it as an insult and try to ruin the social life on whatever student criticized her. She attempts to take away rights such as leaving the room to use the bathroom as soon as they walk through the classroom door. Half the things he/she teaches contradicts everything taught in past grades. He/She silences topics that need to be talked about such as suicide, depression, etc. Nobody listens to her, because nobody respects her enough to do so.

Student 1: I can't believe she got me suspended for repeating something my uncle said about her.
Student 2: Yeah, I guess she's just THAT grade seven teacher.

by Anonymous Frustration June 19, 2017

witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 25, 2017

ryan gardener

If shes dating a gay guy does that mean shes actually a man?

Ryan gardener will blow up the world

by 88316jxx October 13, 2017

burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017