ghosted

When you're talking to somebody and they express affection, love, and devotion to you until one day they simply stop talking to you. Never answer texts or phone calls again.

Frank and i have been talking for months until he ghosted me.

by thegirlthatsalwaysright March 4, 2017

Ghoster

A disembodied erection. A boner that does not exist in physical form. The experience of having an erection, but without the physical act of becoming erect. Similar to phantom pains experienced with limb amputation, but with penises.

Occurring in para/quadriplegics with non-functioning penises, those who have had their penis severed and removed and male ghosts.

Though, medically speaking, Eric had no feeling below his waste, he could still get a ghoster every time a pretty girl walked by.

by AvoidTheNoid July 7, 2010

Autistic goose

A complete fuck up and an idiot an autistic goose has the brain capacity of a dinosaurs dick

Look at Brian he's such an autistic goose

by The nigger foot October 7, 2017

goosed

A soon-to-catch-one variation of "owned"

After I goosed Phil's mom last night, I felt a little woozy and needed a nap.

by shrina January 29, 2003

Boiled Goose

When a male is feeling very horny or has a raging boner.

Johnny do you see that? Timmy has a boiled goose!

Dang man, I was feeling like a boiled goose last night.

by Timbo2323432 November 30, 2011

goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

by matty July 30, 2004

Goose

1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion

1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!

by EddyB February 7, 2005