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Gardening

When a person spends a lot of time making sure they have a back up relationship so if their current relationship fails, they have another to fall back on. Which is accomplished by being extremely friendly/borderline flirting. Also know as "Planting Seeds".
This concept was derived from the saying that love blossoms into a flower.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bob's relationship?
Person 2: Yea I heard he's going through a rough patch.
Person 3: It's okay cause he was gardening all over the place, he'll find another girl easy.
by BGzAK October 18, 2012
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gardening

to hella blaze/to smoke pot
Africa: Did you get the supplies?
Hookah: Yeah. We'll be gardening in the grove tonight!
by Africa <9&> May 14, 2008
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Tea Garden

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'
by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009
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Guardian CRD

by Writer Zombie March 7, 2005
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giardini tits

when a women works out to much and looses weight in her tits
guy)omg jordan what happend?

girl)i have giardini tits.

guy)OOO
by davidmakalaster December 16, 2004
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Gardy

to get reeeeeeeeally high and fuck some bitch
Yo I smoked like three bowls last Wednesday and gardied Briana until i fell into a kush coma.
I hope I get to gardy tonight fam!
by NEIL LIM March 1, 2017
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Midnight Gardener

Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event
Midnight Gardener they was up all night on the plantfood
by d0tc0m May 13, 2010
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