Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

by Dollerhide November 1, 2012

goat hairs

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

by Fech1990 August 23, 2015

Goat

Greatest of All Time
can be used to describe how good something is

Nicholas is such a goat at this game.

by tentoblock May 1, 2016

goat fucker

what Onision (Onion Boy) was secretly named at birth but it was switched out later in life due to his Father trying to make it less obvious that his hobby during his childhood was, fucking goats.

Onision is the "goat fucker" of YouTube.

by wut.is.mylife April 6, 2017

GOAT

TOM BRADY

Damn did you guys just see the goat pass that ball for a touchdown?!

by Ohdamnijustdidthat October 30, 2017

Goat Trail

Taking a path in life that has a high potential for harm.

“She couldn’t extract herself from the abusive relationship, even though she knew it was a goat trail“

by Professor Joans February 10, 2018

ghoat

Greatest Husband Of All Time

I came home to a soarkling kitchen, clean bathrooms, and an organized closet, i have the ghoat!!

by pinkpony101 March 4, 2018