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shes just a friend

She's not just a friend, retreat! That nigga is lying and using your stupid ass, leave him yesterday if he won't stop talking to a girl your not comfortable with him talking to and if you have to ask him more thank once to not talk to her angmore.
Girlfriend: hey who is she, I don't understand why you guys talk so much?
Boyfriend: babe don't worry shes just a friend I don't like her like that even though I give her more attention than you.
Girlfriend : *stupidly* oh okay I believe you.
by Logicalpotato January 24, 2017
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guy best friend

the guy who you can tell everything to. the person u can face time all the time and never run out of things to talk about. the person who tells you when you’re being a dramatic bitch. the person who makes fun of u all day long, yet still manages to build your confidence. the one who you’re ALWAYS shipped with. if you stop being friends w this person, it hurts more than anything else in the world
“woah i definitely ship Kara and her guy best friend
by hose mad August 1, 2019
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forever friends

Someone who is there for you no matter what. Who knows anything and everything about you and still likes you. Someone who will sleep with the phone under their pillow just in case you need to call them at 3 in the morning. Someone you can laugh uncontrolably with or cry histaricly with. They will obsess over guys with you and. Someone you can act like a complete retard infront of and know it will make them laugh. But most importantly someone who is there for you when you need them most and will love you through the good times and the bad.
Katie and Alyssa are FOREVER FRIENDS
by Me : ) June 7, 2005
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my friend

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
by Jack324 January 20, 2009
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Friendly Rape

A rape in all its interaty however once the act is complete you shake hands afterwards to show ones acknowledgment and gratitude.

also used in the gaming community when you get completely owned and dry boned by the opposition
Dude; did you hear someone was man raped lastnight?

Mate; yeah I heard it was only a friendly rape as they shook hands after though.

Dude; ah thats alright then, fancy a game of table tennis?
by muzzletovitsaboy June 22, 2009
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Facebook friend

A person who you have as a friend on Facebook, but who you have no contact with in the real world.
John and Mary are such Facebook friends, they barely know each other in person.
by Alexandrine G. June 3, 2011
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I-friend

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.
I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.
by flyingdog November 20, 2009
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