failure

the United Nations.

The United Nations is a failure.

by nikki8711 November 28, 2010

asian failing

a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford

also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"

this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians

im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test

sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school

by dirk lance August 16, 2005

failtacular

A fail so epic it can almost be considered a win.

Person 1 - "How the hell did you manage to slam halfway through your roof dude?"
Person 2 - "I dunno..."
Person 1 - "That's beyond ridiculous. You've failed on an epic scale bro"
Person 3 - "You slammed a car halfway through your roof man?! That's friggin failtacular!"

by waywardspooky December 2, 2007

failtroll

A troll that's too unfunny to simply label an unoriginal troll or an unfunny troll. No,
this troll is astronomically bad. They enter in forums with either the intention of being
offensive and fall short, or they lack responses alltogether. Everyone knows even the
simplest trolls get at least 3 or 4 replies. Not the failtroll. The failtroll gets none
except his/her sockpuppets. Sometimes a failtroll is too ambitious and delusional to
realize no one is biting their crap and proceed to flood and/or spam a message board or
chatroom in order to get some feedback.

Failtroll: OMG I KIK'D A MIDGET TODAY!!!1
Everyone else: *clicks ignore*
Failtroll: Y NOONE REPLY TO MEH?//

by gdfgdtffghhfghfghfh August 3, 2009

failurrific

describing or characterized by an impressive failure

Her attempt to jump off her bike onto a trampoline was failurrific.

by atemperman April 20, 2003

failopoly

A monopoly that results in a large amount of fail for the consumer.

Rogers charge 80 bucks a month for data. I'm sick of this failopoly.

by John_ June 20, 2008

Failberg

1. Someone who is the cause of failure. Introduced as the titanic was sunk by an iceberg.

Dude - He just threw up in my sink!

Dude 2 - failberg

by stoffberg February 19, 2009