Edward Castro

A "guy" (so "he" says) who goes to Pistor Middle School who is gay. Always seen with a shitload of "his" girlfriends, but not in a straight kind of way. Looks like big-ass headed lizard who was fucked up in the ass-hole of Elton John. Infact, he really has been up there. If compered to Elton John, Elton John will actually look straight. Hangs out with Norma Garcia, and Mercedes Madrid: who are also gay.

See him over there? He had a sex change!

by ICC March 29, 2005

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Edward DeJesus

Leader of the fastly growing street gang MS-13. Eddie "Speddy" DeJesus has been working his way up the ranks of MS-13 for some time now...and has just been listed Number 1 on every states most wanted list in the country. Known Alias' "Big E" "Fast Eddie" and "Spedward DeRetard".

Edward DeJesus The most dangerous puerto rican teddy bear...known to man.

by Ballbag Superfan December 20, 2008

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Edgar unit

An arbitrary unit of measurement. Edgar untis can be used to measure distance, weight, temperature, mass, buoyancy, density, time, volume, surface area, and/or anything quantifiable. Edgar Units can also be used as currency. Used in situations where you either don't know, or don't want to tell the quantity of something. Edgar units randomly change value and are not relative or based on anything. A object can be 12 Edgar units in size but be smaller than an object 3 Edgar units in size. Edgar units can use the metric system prefixes. Edgar units may be abbreviated Edgars.

Q. How big is your penis?
A. 8 Edgar units

Q. How much force did the Tsar Bomb generate?
A. About 5000 GigaEdgars

by eoq April 18, 2011

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