Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020

within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”

by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021

Everyone is distancing themselves from me

If everyone becomes distant, maybe it is you not them

Why is everyone leaving me all the time? Everyone is distancing themselves from me

You treat people poorly, maybe you are the cause

by eSoap June 3, 2022

dick from a distance

Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.

Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.

by OnlyCW July 21, 2022

eyes are social distancing

when someone is cross eyed. describing someone who's cross eyed.

She's cute except her eyes are social distancing..

by Chucks5150chucks5150 August 29, 2022

Canine crop dusting

When dogs keep walking while pooping; oftentimes, crossing over onto sidewalk or street

It’s such a pain to walk Snuffles because she keeps canine crop dusting the sidewalk.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 15, 2025

within pissing distance

"within pissing distance" means a short distance

"whose bright idea was it to put a fireworks store within pissing distance of a gas station"

by A Famous Outlaw August 18, 2025