hori dump

when ya take a shit so big, it feels like a maori crawled out of ya bum hole

dude: "bro i just took a steamy hori dump"
dude2: "i hope it hurt bro"

by deluka November 6, 2010

Cum dump

During sex you dump your girlfriend right after you cum on her or inside her

Bro, me and Jessica ain't together anymore because I cum dumped her yesterday....... after we got done having sex I shot my load on her and said : we should start seeing other people

by Anonymous-person August 26, 2022

Auto Dump

When you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot

Marie told Steve that she was pregnant so he auto dumped her

by PDXBengalsfan81 November 27, 2010

emo dump

A sudden and surprising outpouring of emotional and/or circumstantial data.

"I just asked how he was doing. I wasn't expecting some huge emo dump."

by lovetrumpsfear October 12, 2014

Gradient Dump

When you take a dump and it goes from solid state to liquid dump.

I just took a crazy gradient dump today. It started out as a clean sweap, but then it turned into a liquid dump.

by Sineo January 16, 2009

Wet dump

A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).

"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".

by Cumchugger June 9, 2017

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010