math drunk 

(aslo known as math wasted or math high) An altered state of mind, similar to having a few too many beers or quite possibly too many bong hits, after spending an extended amount of time working on math problems. One can get math drunk on a number of different mathematical subjects, but its most common during calculus, complex numbers, or any form of math theory.

A: "Dude, we spent like 3 hours on probability homework and got totally math drunk."

B: "Thats nothing, I got math wasted last night doing advanced calc!"

math drunk by lexdfox December 2, 2010

Kush Drunk 

The state of mind in one is so high from weed that he or she feels euphoric and cannot control their mouth and what comes out of it.

Mike (High): Yo Bro I am not a Panda wash homework doing.
Brian (sober): What are you talking about?
Mike (High): I dont know what I am even saying Bro I'm Kush Drunk to the Max.
Brian (sober): LOL lemme hit that joint a couple times Bro
Brian (High): Dude im frickin trippin california yesterday windows!
Mike (High): LOL what?!
Brian (High): IDK Bro I am soooo Kush Drunk ROFL

Kush Drunk by Himalayan Turkey July 1, 2011

Helen Keller Drunk 

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

Helen Keller Drunk by johnnykikass February 24, 2010

I was drunk 

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

I was drunk by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) 

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) by Webster April 18, 2004

Klundt Drunk 

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.

“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”

Klundt Drunk by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013

Uncle Roger Drunk 

(techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.

e.g. John was so Uncle Roger Drunk last night he though my sofa was urinal.

Uncle Roger Drunk by Roland_07 August 26, 2007