you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.

Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.

by Chainsaw August 29, 2005

driveway

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway

I'm going to park my car in your driveway

by Jebus July 4, 2003

Mini Van Driver

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom
2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)

ya My mom drives a mini-van

by MK March 20, 2005

Dirty Bus Driver

The man at the front of the line in an anal all male sex train.

"Come on fellas! Lets have a fuck train! I'll be the Dirty Bus Driver!" Leroy says as he grabs his ankles.

by Felix 35 March 1, 2009

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

designated driver

the one in the group who must drink the least for the night

Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.

by sean January 9, 2005

reverse pyle driver

The act in which before anal sex, the man body slams his partner and punches her in the face then inverts her and has anal sex using talcum powder as a lubricant, then ejaculates in her face and sends the pictures to her grandparents.

Eric: The bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I proceeded to give her a reverse pyle driver.

Corey: Did her grandparents like it?

Eric: Oh YEAH!

by Kristoph Kringle September 11, 2006