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Driveshafted

A term best used to describe a position for anyone who works in the automotive field. This usually refers to getting screwed over by every single person that the individual comes in contact with, usually insurance companies, customers, manufacturers, bosses, owners, bums, credit criminals, scumbags, dirtbags, hosebags, and all around bags. The professional auto tech usually requires an average of 12 beers just to calm down after a long day of getting long dicked, his boss is probably dead from suicide, and his co workers are usualy miserable because they too have been ass fucked so hard that a dinner plate can easily be inserted into the anus without actually touching the sphincter. Most of these unfortunate individuals are well on their way to the insane asylum, so have some pity on them. Remember when you go to your local auto dealer to get your fucking rat fixed, you are probably the asshole that caused all this misery, so lighten up on the poor bastards. One day, one of them may go off the deep end and just fuckin' pop you one in the cocksucker.
Goddammit!!! Johnny just spent all day workin' on that piece of crap and didn't even make enough money to pay for his lunch. He got driveshafted!!
Driveshafted by prince of penetration December 29, 2007
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driveshaft 

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.
Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.
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DriveSHAFT 

A band invented by the inventors at ABC for the TV show 'Lost'. Very successful, main strife at heart caused by two brothers: Liam and Charlie Pace. Hit song: (You All) Everybody, written by Charlie Pace, who is stuck on the godforsaken Island with a plane full of heroine. But don't tell Claire that. Oops, too late...
Hey, you catch Lost last night? They had Charlie's FB's! DriveSHAFT forever!
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Driveshaft 

The shaft that makes a car move, it transfers power from the tranmission to the axle.

A hard part to fix/replace on a vehicle. It usually requires: wrenches, an acetylene torch, a sledge hammer, two mechanics (preferably white trash shade tree machanics), charts & graphs, lunch from a taco truck, and lots of pain killers and bandages for when you hurt/cut/burn yourself while fixing it.
Dude 1 on cell phone: Fuck bro I just bent my driveshaft mudding, your gunna have to pick me up.

Dude 2 on cell phone: Damnit our night is shot cause were gunna be be fixing that hooker until dawn.
Driveshaft by I'mgunna Diehard January 7, 2009

Driveshaft 

The shaft that makes a car move, it transfers power from the tranmission to the axle.

A hard part to fix/replace on a vehicle. It usually requires: wrenches, an acetylene torch, a sledge hammer, two mechanics (preferably white trash shade tree machanics), charts & graphs, lunch from a taco truck, and lots of pain killers and bandages for when you hurt/cut/burn yourself while fixing it.
Dude 1 on cell phone: Fuck bro I just bent my driveshaft mudding, your gunna have to pick me up.

Dude 2 on cell phone: Damnit our night is shot cause were gunna be be fixing that hooker until dawn.
Driveshaft by I'mgunna Diehard January 4, 2008

Driveshaft Bitch 

Woman who thinks she's an expert mechanic, when she can't even find her keys half the time.

Woman who won't stop trying to impress people with nonsense - doesn't know what she's talking about.
"Someone tell that Driveshaft Bitch to shut up".
Driveshaft Bitch by Mistress KiKi September 25, 2011
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