Doink

Sound effect of a penis enlarging.

Ronnel always doinks in class.

by Marvin_Jizzum July 31, 2010

Doing the Three Hole Punch

Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.

mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.

by §eth October 12, 2004

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Doin in the Frankie

Disappearing, making good your exit, Slang derived from 'Frank Bough' meaning off

'Will you stay for another beer? - no I'm doin the Frankie'

by Fatmanswiss November 27, 2004

doing calculus homework

A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.

Dude, go the hell away, I'm doing calculus homework.

by taylurrrrr December 15, 2008

Doing the 180

A phrase used to describe the typical 3 hours that people spend commuting from the suburbs to work or school in a big city. 90 minutes down, 90 minutes back. 180.

John: Man, I moved back with my parents for grad school.
Brad: Dude, you're not commuting are you!?
John: Yup. Doing the 180.
Brad: That SUCKS, man.

by Jonathan Bright October 12, 2008

Doing a Kenny

Camping when playing online multiplayer games, especially third person shooters, such as Call of Duty 4, Halo and Resistance: Fall of Man.

"That bloke's doing a Kenny"

by StarsAndStripes64 August 4, 2008