Major Douche

One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.

Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...

by Concerned Mutter December 10, 2009

Golden Douche

The act of washing out your vagina with a man's urine

My husband gave me a golden douche

by Cock Rofler February 27, 2011

Master Douche

A jerk who has mastered the art of being an asshole

The CBS executive who fired Charlie Sheen is a Master Douche. Master Douche's are NOT winners!

by Makiavelli March 30, 2011

Passing the Douche

A phrase used to describe the action in which one douche bag gives another a high five.

Jake: damn man look at those douche bags. They think there so cool with thier high five.
Alex: I know man. Thier passing the douche!

Jake: alex look at those tools in the white suits!
Alex: I'll bet you four dollars they pass the douche.
Jake: To late man they are passing it already.

by BatmanForReal February 28, 2010

Full Throttle Douche Bottle

A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.

"That dude is real shitbag."
"Yeah, he's a Full Throttle Douche Bottle for sure."

by Agent472007 July 26, 2010

Out of Body Douche Bag Experience

Saying something out of character and so completely rude that you cannot believe it came out of your mouth.

After telling his friend that they shouldn't talk anymore, he was shocked and explained what happened, "I'm so sorry. I had an out of body douche bag experience."

by MLS123456 May 29, 2011

Douche Fag

A combination of a fag and a douche bag, originating in lakewood ohio, as a direct result of stupid acts carried out by its fine, upstanding citizens.

One who exhibits many assholian charachteristics, such as being both a cock- block and a 3 beer queer

by EGMONEY July 8, 2005