Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

dog envy

When you see other people out with their dogs and you wish you had brought your dog.

“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.

by Ctuckrun June 1, 2018

dog and fucksters

Another word for Dave n Busters

We are going to dog and fucksters

by Sidemann August 12, 2018

Dog Walker

A person you hire to watch your dog while your away, but instead blows a dude on your couch directly in front of the nanny can. Say Cheeeeeess.

The nanny cam filmed my “dog walker” blowing her bare assed boyfriend on the couch

by ATra1n January 16, 2019

Dog-elating

The act of getting it on or appearing overly horny for the situation.

After the wide receiver scored a touchdown, his end zone dance was just him dog-elating over the ball!

by BigAl27 January 25, 2019

Dog Shit Sniffer

A person who has extremely weird tastes concerning a wide range of things from bizarre social interactions to food, drink and entertainment.

Doug has no discernible discrimination when it comes to many parts of life in general and it's interactions. The guy is undoubtedly a veritable Dog Shit Sniffer.

by Za Cosmic Clown May 22, 2019

Dog Dick Red

A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.

When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.

Also normally having a baby dick

by Real Deal Phil July 8, 2019