Dirty Russian

pissing in a chicks mouth. Technically impossible with an erection, so it's a common punishment for bad head.

she didn't know how to suck cock. in fact, she was so bad i lost my boner. so i gave her a dirty russin and kicked her out of the car.

by Anti January 17, 2005

Dirty Geraldo

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.

Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.

by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007

Dirty Fuentes

When a baseball closer comes into a game in a save situation, but does not finish the game without giving the other team a good chance of winning.

Brian Fuentes entered the bottom of the ninth with a 5-2 lead and put up a 'Dirty Fuentes'. He proceeded to walk two, gave up one hit, and two runs. Yet was able to close out the game and earn a save.

by jawone87 June 28, 2010

Dirty Deed

A nickname usually used as another term for a sexual action performed either orally or manually.

Jordan: Donnie and Marissa have been behind the bleachers for some time now. I wonder what they're doing.

Ronald: you know what they're doing. Marissa is probably doing the dirty deed.

by Scoopdevious May 28, 2016

Dirty Keith

When you piss on a girl's chest and then use it as lubrication to tittie fuck her.

Last night I had to go to restroom real bad so I just decided to give her a "Dirty Keith" instead.

by joe dirt jr January 16, 2007

Dirty Cassidy

When you want to have sex with your girl but you have no protection, so you use a Venomoth Pokémon card as a condom whilst you scream “I wanna be the very best.”

Man, I was so horny last night. I’m sorry that I had to use the ol’ dirty Cassidy on you.

by Ligma joe mama March 28, 2020

Dirty Jones

A Canadian Soda Beverage mixed with Promethazine Codeine Syrup. Basically just that Lean/Drank/Sizzurp/Muddy-Water with Jones instead of Sprite.

"My young niggas popping M’s and sipping Dirty Jones"

by EasterPinky November 22, 2011