jaba the cunt

A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.

Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.

Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!

by WordSmithMacs June 11, 2016

cunts and cakes

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.

After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"

by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016

cunt twivvle

The state of being a cunt (vagina) and being annoying as shit and pissing everyone off nobody likes them and they are in the state of being a twivvle as well

Harrison- Dammit Mario Aidan keeps being a fucking cunt twivvle
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho

by Harry1213 twivvle February 5, 2018

Gas cunt

An Irish slang term for “Funny guy”

Often heard in North Dublin

Eg: “Did you hear your man James down in the pub last night, he’s a gas cunt that fella”

by CharlieHarper216 May 7, 2020

Cunt Comb

When a guy has gap teeth and eats out a girl with a hairy vagina in a way that brushes through the hair like a comb.

Wow you see that guy near the window? His mouth would make a great cunt comb!

by cleavandcrack8 September 17, 2012

cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)

Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.

by baddboyy October 15, 2011

Voteflake cunt

Someone who tries to talk shit about people refusing to accept the 2020 election with out evidence when there bitch asses cried about Russian collusion and cried for four years about Trump wasn’t their President

The voteflake cunt is such a hypocrite. Hopefully old Joe passes another crime bill that puts their family back in jail.

by Cock Diesil December 24, 2020