Crisitunity

A Chinese word refered to by Homer Simpson that means both crisis and oppertunity, just like Ercle.

Yeah that's right, Crisitunity!

by Fat Michael March 23, 2003

crippled

Someone who has been newly initiated into the "Crips" gang.

D'bo just got initiated into the Crips. Let's get buck n' crunk to dat funky c-walk in celebration to his being crippled.

Q: Why's the sky blue?
A: 'Cause the Earth B crippled cuz!

by Ballz-Loc December 26, 2008

crispy water

Crispy water is basically lettuce,the most tasteless,bland vegetable ever grown. Hence the name, lettuce is basically Crispy Water.

Crispy Water FTW!!!
Dylan: Got any Lettuce???
Conor: Screw that Crispy Water

by Dyl' August 3, 2010

Cribble

A shade of blue -- medium in value, bright in hue -- with silver sparkles in it.

What a lovely cribble car!

by KaediCat September 28, 2009

crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

by robert January 18, 2005

crickets

-to make a joke that no one laughs at.
-after someone says a lame joke, it's as if you can hear the "crickets" because no one laughed.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Crient

When a asian tries to say the word client in very bad broken english.

Are you here in China to meet crients?

by Oldschool22 December 13, 2010