Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse

Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.

by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018

Country

Stupid motherfucker you really think that it was actually gonna tell you something dumb asses

Country:Which one of y’all crap sissy fuck my cousin

by Wang liquin_ December 18, 2018

Country English

Proper Grammar used in the south aka Slang

I speak that Country English in Florida

by CashmereJ December 20, 2018

country neighbor

Anyone within walking distance

Even though Jon lives the next street over, he's my country neighbor because I can still walk to him

by Bassbice December 27, 2018

country rap hype beast

what you listen when u would like to listen to sum smooth country but need to get hype up. sum good jams for this is sandy back allies, bitches in the boots, ripped jeans in New York, scruffy blunt

friend:man I want some country

friend 2:noo I want sum ting lit
me: what y'all need is some country rap hype beast

by m0bamba_lover_69 January 1, 2019

Country Music Fan

A individual who enjoys 2 or more songs by country artists.

"I really enjoy listening to country music, I love Lee Brice and Brad Paisley. I just love country music. That makes me a country music fan" says Megan

"Country music sucks" replied Ben

by BleuCheeseACV January 15, 2019

Country Club

A group of white people with the same Hobby or interests that become friends or end up doing the hobby together.

Trump, Cosby and Kavanaugh really make a great country club, maybe when Cosby gets out they can meet up and have a nice ol' gangbang, dont worry, you can go as rough as you want because all the women are under some niiiiiicccceee pill Vodka sleep

by madness.kys March 17, 2019