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Tuscarawas County

This is a county in NE Ohio. Most of the dudes here are training to be on The Ultimate Fighter. For some reason this is the only place on earth where Acid Bath and Gwar are more popular than the Beatles. When residents reach their mid-twenties, it is common for them to relocate to Charleston South Carolina. Pastimes in Tuscarawas County include driving around on back roads and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, going to open mics to hear 21 year old kids cover Neil Young and Bob Dylan songs on an acoustic guitar, fighting, standing in someone's garage and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, trying to fuck waitresses, and giving people dirty looks in Taco Bell drive-thru. If you were to go to a party or a bar in Tuscarawas County there are many characters you will come across.....1) the dude who has been drinking Jim Beam and listening to Hank the 3rd all night dropping N-Bombs like it's his job. 2) The chick in the girly size Ohio State Jersey that is wasted and so excited that the Buckeys "kicked some fuckin' ass". 3) The dude trying to get a jam-band together. 4) The artsy girl who is going to move to (fill in the blank with some college town) to date some douche that wears a scarf ALL THE TIME. 5) The guy who wants to talk about how sweet Wilco is all night with whoever will listen. 6) The dude who has his XBox 360 hooked up to his cock so he can stream Netflix to the insides of his eyelids.

It's a pretty sweet place.
Don't invite those kids.....they are from Tuscarawas County.

Did you hear Dierks Bentley is playing at the Tuscarawas County Fair this year?

It was so Tuscarawas County when we were blowing lines of coke with those Hog Heaven waitresses.
by The Fading Captain January 11, 2010
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Country Boy

A guy who is raised up with southern traditions. Commonly referred to as a Southern Gentleman.

Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.

Usually found wearing old worn in jeans, boots or crocs, faded out hat, t-shirt. When dressing up, attire includes old worn out jeans, clean boots, button down shirt or polo. Hat optional

As far as relationships go, country boys are typically loud mouths when it comes to talking about girls, but are true and faithful when it comes to the one he loves. Country boys are fearfully protective of a girlfriend's honor and reputation. It's best to test them by making sexual references about their significant other, for fear of bodily harm.

Listens mainly to country and southern rock music, but are generally broad in overall selection.

Slightly short tempered, but it takes a lot to make a country boy want to fight. A typical Southern Gentleman is mainly kind in nature, but is honest in criticism. Common hot spots are: degradation of his family, girlfriend, country/region. Country boys know how to fight. Although typically slender and lanky in stature, country boys can handle themselves swiftly and accurately in a scrap.

Usually slender, average height with short hair, no piercings and toned muscles.

Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.
"That kid is a hoss...a true country boy through and through."
by Pride of Dixie September 18, 2009
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Pittsylvania County

The largest county in Virginia landwise, yet only has a population of about 68,000. Located in South Central Virginia. Towns in Pittsylvania County include Chatham, Gretna, Hurt......and that's pretty much it. The larger city of Danville is located smack at the bottom of the county, although it's technically independent from the county.

In other words, PittCo is approximately 1000 square miles of boondocks and farms.
Outsider #1: "What the hell? Where are we? Iowa?!"
Outsider #2: "Oh no, we're just in Pittsylvania County."
by Danville July 8, 2007
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Mayfair County South Carolina

Mayfair County South Carolina is a server in the FiveM Role-playing community that it's mostly known for its FailRP. Whether it be someone ramming everyone off the road (VDM) or someone killing everybody in the server (RDM). The server will always be known for it.
*Example Player* joined the server.
*Example Player* has killed everyone
*Example Player* gets banned for 30 days by *Example Admin* - Mayfair County South Carolina
by Cpl. Edward Johnson July 7, 2019
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Shasta County

Area code:530

A county in Northern California, separated from any major cities, that is rampant with drug abuse and crime. Besides Humboldt County, the best weed in the US is grown there. The Main cities within the county are Redding, Anderson, and Shasta Lake City(aka CV...a good place to get robbed/stabbed/shot etc.)Crystal Meth use is outrageously present within the county limits.
Man 1: Where did you say you were from?
Man 2: Shasta County fool.
Man 1: Oh, so that explains it.
Man 2: Explains what bitch!?
Man 1: Here just take my wallet.
Man 2: *runs off yelling "AYO FOR YAYO!"
by CourtJesterFiend December 14, 2008
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Big Country Titties

Main Entry: Big Country Titties
Function: Noun
Date: 1983

Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Titty Man#1: Damn boy, would you look at the cans on that one!!!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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Counterproductive

Something that is ment to aid, yet only makes things more difficult
Westwood Highschool's internet blocks are counterproductive
by AdhesiveMonkeys November 2, 2008
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