Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop

Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only

by Shorthood September 22, 2020

Clean

1. Not having an STI/STD
2. Looking good
3. Being sober from drugs/alcohol/self harm

John: I'm 3 months clean from cutting.
Jane: I'm so proud of you, I'm clean from fentynal.

by commiepissbaby69420 November 5, 2020

Mr. Clean A Wap

Is the act of driving on the wrong side of road while eating fried chicken nugget birds and performing the Aussie Hot Pocket

Performed the Mr. Clean A WAP last night and got to say both proud and disgusted with myself right now

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

Clean Me Out

Buy a dealers entire stash

Clean me out for $1000

by YoungBoyJ October 17, 2020

Cleaning out the car

Woman hygiene cleaning

Aidan: "knock" knock"

Laura: "what"
Aidan:" what are you doing"
Laura:" cleaning out the car"
Aidan:" in the bathroom?"

by JuyaC March 24, 2017

Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.

Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?

by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017

death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.

I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.

by ultralamefest November 7, 2017