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Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop
Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
by Shorthood September 22, 2020
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Taking your morning shower and then taking your morning shit. In that specific order.
Woke up this morning and did the Dirty Erik before work, it was regrettable.
by Shorthood June 16, 2020
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