Some of the dirtiest and scandalous skanks you will ever come across in Arizona that will sleep with anything that moves.
by ninjagirl928 November 16, 2011
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As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
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Get the CIP mug.Cinderella is a well-known classic folk tale embodying a myth-element of unjust oppression/triumphant and reward.
The word "cinderella" has, by analogy, come to mean one whose attributes are unrecognised, or one who unexpectedly achieves recognition or success after a period of obscurity and neglect.
A Cinderella Bride is a woman who is unrecognizable on her wedding day because of her new found beauty. Usually the bride has used her wedding date as motivation to lose weight and dropped many pounds. She splurges on a beautiful dress that she would otherwise never have put on because she prefers to wear sweats and t-shirts. She has her hair uncharacteristically styled at a chic salon and her make-up done by an artist.
Like Cinderella, when the ball is over, she goes back to being plain and mundane. But, she does have some nice pictures.
The word "cinderella" has, by analogy, come to mean one whose attributes are unrecognised, or one who unexpectedly achieves recognition or success after a period of obscurity and neglect.
A Cinderella Bride is a woman who is unrecognizable on her wedding day because of her new found beauty. Usually the bride has used her wedding date as motivation to lose weight and dropped many pounds. She splurges on a beautiful dress that she would otherwise never have put on because she prefers to wear sweats and t-shirts. She has her hair uncharacteristically styled at a chic salon and her make-up done by an artist.
Like Cinderella, when the ball is over, she goes back to being plain and mundane. But, she does have some nice pictures.
"Andrea was a Cinderella Bride. She dropped like 50 lbs, put on some make-up for the first time and looked great in her wedding dress."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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They endlessly rent an 800 sqft apartment with 2 roommates and walk past shit and needles on their way to get takeout from their Covid closed restaurants while telling you how great urban life is. They don’t have a car and say it’s fine watching homeless people masturbate on the subway because they don’t want to add pollution to the atmosphere.
The rare Citycel who is able to muster enough of a down payment to buy a house instantly no longer cares about the latest social issue to protest because they now have grass to mow on the weekends.
They endlessly rent an 800 sqft apartment with 2 roommates and walk past shit and needles on their way to get takeout from their Covid closed restaurants while telling you how great urban life is. They don’t have a car and say it’s fine watching homeless people masturbate on the subway because they don’t want to add pollution to the atmosphere.
The rare Citycel who is able to muster enough of a down payment to buy a house instantly no longer cares about the latest social issue to protest because they now have grass to mow on the weekends.
“Pshhhhh no way I’d want to live out in the burbs, I don’t want to add 45 minutes to my commute”
“But you’ve been permanent work from home for 16 months…”
“Ya but there’s soooo many restaurants and coffee shops nearby that I couldn’t give up”
“They’ve also been closed for 16 months”
“But but they’ll come back you’ll see!!!”
“Forget it Xander you’re just a Citycel.”
“But you’ve been permanent work from home for 16 months…”
“Ya but there’s soooo many restaurants and coffee shops nearby that I couldn’t give up”
“They’ve also been closed for 16 months”
“But but they’ll come back you’ll see!!!”
“Forget it Xander you’re just a Citycel.”
by Ginobiliiiii July 12, 2021
Get the citycel mug.A sexual act preformed in group sex. This occurs when the male directs multiple women to lay on top of each other so he can proceed to have 'doggie-style' sex with them with minimal transitional effort. The reasoning for including 'Salt Lake City' in the name of the act is mainly because, Salt Lake City, UT has a Mormon population of roughly 60%, thus explaining the polygamy joke.
Alex: Did you ever end out seeing Semen Sippers 5?
Max: Yeah, that guy got Jenna Haze and Lela Star to do the ol' Salt Lake City Stack about twenty minutes in, it was flossy.
Max: Yeah, that guy got Jenna Haze and Lela Star to do the ol' Salt Lake City Stack about twenty minutes in, it was flossy.
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