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double christmas

When you get stoned on Christmas. Exercised by individuals of remarkable taste.
"Are you enjoying your Christmas?"
"I will be, once I make it Double Christmas."
by D. Stern December 25, 2005
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Christmask

When tens of thousands of children in developing countries are asking Santa Claus for face masks rather than toys to protect themselves and their parents (and also their teachers, doctors, nurses, and frontline workers) from the coronavirus.
Since both her parents lost their jobs due to Covid-19, Mary’s wish this Christmas is for Father Claus to deliver at least one box of Christmasks for her and her two younger siblings, who have been told to reuse their masks as often as possible to save money.
by MathPlus December 9, 2020
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Christmas

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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Christmas Present

1. The big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a Christmas Tree at Christmas time.

2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.

3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.

4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
1. I cant wait to unwrap my Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.

2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.

3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.

4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
by masternoob 720 October 7, 2009
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christmas songs

songs sung for christmas hence the name "christmas songs" even retards that look shit up like christmas songs should know that
my version of the christmas song "deck the halls"

Deck the halls with Gasoline!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Light a match and watch them scream!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Watch the world burn to ashes
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Aren't you glad I play with matches?
Fa la la la la..la la la la!

and because the example must use "christmas songs" and i only wanna put 1 christmas song here...the preceeding was created
by Patrick from Atown December 3, 2006
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christmas

a couple of weeks of hell for christs sake
this christmas was much worse than last years.
by amboj December 28, 2003
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Stinky Christmas

The scent of very very good bud. You know it is "Stinky Christmas" when it smells like minty, fresh, green, bud.
(Generally the buds are completely white with keif, crystals, all entangled within redish orange hairs.
Many that bud that we smoked last night smelled just like stinky christmas
by Brandon (Big Penin man) February 9, 2006
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