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Joel Cairo

1) A Dandy--a dandy--a gay man, so called because of Joel Cairo in "The Maltese Falcon." Joel Cairo is one of the first clearly gay men to appear in American film. A Joel Cairo is probably a gay man who hasn't come out but is kinda obvious if you smell his gardenia scented business cards.

2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.
How did you end up losing the bet?

That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!
by Cerys B March 23, 2010
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chairing

The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.
The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.

I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.
by ninsegation October 9, 2011
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Chairo.

Mexican word to denominate people linked to far-left politics (Marxism) who usually practice slacktivism in social networks like Twitter or Facebook making annoying hashtags based in conspiracy theories.

They also insult other people if they don't agree with their points of view, usually call them fascist. Of course they are against the globalization they believe that the United States are the most evilest country in the world with Israel and they are supporters of Cuba, Venezuela and Russia.
Tom: Hey did you know that our goverment will import some corn from the United States, also their will import more Tires?.

Chaira: Yes, I hate that is so fucking stupid, our government making deals with them?!

Tom: But is 70% cheaper, is a good deal.

Chaira: You are with them!! Fucking fascist you should die, long live to the communism.

Tom: You're such a Chairo.
by Outlaws09 January 4, 2015
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Chairman Lmao

The Eternal Spiritual Leader of the Great Cultural Rofflution.
Chairman Lmao is often ranked with Lol Pot as one of the great Laughist kicktators of our time.
by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009
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ChairPillowPolo

A sporting event invented at UNL LeaderShape 2008. The rules are complicated, but easy to understand. All you need to play is a chair, a pillow, and four balloons. Scoring is based on the amount of fun, and points are taken off for trying too hard. Leaving the chair, tossing the pillow or popping the polo balloon are all considered trying too hard. One can use the pillow to wail on someone, but only in the "Safe Zone." The game is done when all the balloons are popped, or sufficient fun has been had.
Andy: Josh, you just tried too hard at ChairPillowPolo.

Josh: What the Eff? I was in the "Safe Zone."
by LeaderShape March 18, 2008
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CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations. An organization that seeks to improve the image of Islam in America by viciously suing people ACLU-style, constantly whining about islamophobia/racism, and funding overseas terrorism.
"CAIR - defending terrorists, funding Hamas, and eating newborn babies since 1994."
by F431338 January 29, 2009
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Cairns high

A crappy high school in Cairns, far north Queensland. Although it is undeniably trash, it is probably the least trash school in Cairns.

Although that's not saying much.
Given your other options are:
A druggo at tbay
A thief at wooree
Gay at saints or monnies
Broke at TAS
A sex worker at Redlynch
or Ignored at Saint Mary's

It's important to note that Cairns high, is (undeniably) better than brissie state high - as demonstrated by just about every fanfare (a state run school music competition).

(Except that time the Cairns high symphony orchestra lost a hecking percussion ensemble)

I'm not gonna lie, if you want your kids to get an education move away from Cairns.
Monnies girl 1: I can't believe we came second at Eisteddfod again.
Monnies girl 2: I think Cairns high bribes the judges
by Yeetyboi420 November 29, 2018
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