Captain Todd

Aye aye captain.

Guy#1: who's that dude over there?
Guy#2: Oh him? Yeah, he's Captain Todd. Haven't you heard about him?

by ChrisPierreBacon November 24, 2018

captainchristmas

Someone who's so caught up in the name and holiday that every day is Christmas in their book. They can't get enough.

Adam eats, sleeps and drinks it all year - he's CaptainChristmas!

by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

Captain Wide

Captain Wide the leader of world all bow down to Wide Boi (Captain Wide).

"OH LOOK! Theres Captain Wide bow down"

by xx_JakeAdamson_100chromosome_ January 2, 2019

captainkrazyjr

captainkrazyjr is a very honored name that should be used with respect to the eternity of all humankind. This word honors the name of the most talented For Honor player that has ever steped foot on the planet we call earth today in the society we define as normal. Contrary from the notice of the honor that should be presented by that whole entire earth, This explains the true definition of what CAPTAINKRAZYJR truely mean to the world, Earth.

Not needed, to lazy to fill out such nonsense. I have to put the word captainkrazyjr in a sentence so yeah.

by The greatest definition ever February 12, 2019

centaurnarian

A person who grows an extra pair of legs after reaching the age of 100.

George Burns lived to be 100; I wonder if he would have become a centaurnarian if he'd stayed around another year?

by QuacksO March 16, 2019

Captain lifesaver

Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.

Captain lifesaver saves lives like Superman

by Mystery1813 June 9, 2019

Centari

A kind black gentleman with sultry green eyes. He typically clothes himself in black and walks with a calm grace. Centari is intimidating to many as he chooses to remain quiet in unfamiliar social settings but underneath that silent exterior is a truly beautiful soul who lights up the lives of many. He possesses a massive meatstick, as many black men do. He’s a gamer, a Dragon Ball Z fan girl, and a fantastic musician. A masterful cuddler, this man will snuggle you like a newborn kitten snuggles its mama. He’s a big fan of the teardrop shaped mammary gland-filled lumps of fat on a woman’s chest, so make sure you have those on your chest before trying to court this rare male. Centari is patient and a true friend in times of distress. He will listen to you with his empathic nonjudgmental eyes and offer advice if asked. Be grateful you have a Centari in your life.
Also, he has dreads.

Random lady: “Oh my.. who’s that sexy hunky fellow with the dreads?” uwu

Another random lady: “That’s Centari. Isn’t he such a fine cookie?” u~u
Random lady: “Oh yes... I gotta get a piece of that milk chocolate male.” UwU

by Kiwibirdblub June 27, 2019