1 definition by Kiwibirdblub

Centari

A kind black gentleman with sultry green eyes. He typically clothes himself in black and walks with a calm grace. Centari is intimidating to many as he chooses to remain quiet in unfamiliar social settings but underneath that silent exterior is a truly beautiful soul who lights up the lives of many. He possesses a massive meatstick, as many black men do. He’s a gamer, a Dragon Ball Z fan girl, and a fantastic musician. A masterful cuddler, this man will snuggle you like a newborn kitten snuggles its mama. He’s a big fan of the teardrop shaped mammary gland-filled lumps of fat on a woman’s chest, so make sure you have those on your chest before trying to court this rare male. Centari is patient and a true friend in times of distress. He will listen to you with his empathic nonjudgmental eyes and offer advice if asked. Be grateful you have a Centari in your life.
Also, he has dreads.

Random lady: “Oh my.. who’s that sexy hunky fellow with the dreads?” uwu

Another random lady: “That’s Centari. Isn’t he such a fine cookie?” u~u
Random lady: “Oh yes... I gotta get a piece of that milk chocolate male.” UwU

by Kiwibirdblub June 27, 2019