Canada

Another word for "polite".

Oh, thank you for holding the door open for me! You are so Canada!

by bmb0909 November 4, 2015

Canada

The second best country in the world, bested by Japan.

George: I went to Canada over summer vacation.

Tim: I went to Japan.

George: Damn it...

by SawronZXZ January 20, 2010

Canada

A land filled with people who eat moose droppings and destroy the land of the eskimos, who invented kissing and beer and god. Yes, that is right, the eskimos invented god. DEAL WITH IT.

Hey everybody, CANADA EATS MOOSE DROPPINGS AND DESTROYS THE LAND OF THE INVENTORS OF GOD BEER AND KISSING!

by Alec Casado from Cuba June 30, 2008

canada's history

That sizzling sensation of touching your penis on the frozen flagpole.
(Steven Colbert made me do it).

I was late returning from recess because of Canada's History.

by GCL224 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.

by Zaatar February 4, 2010

Canada's history

After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.

last night really was worse than a Canada's History.

by sexytime113 February 4, 2010

Canada

A shapeless blob of land comprising of french people, the complete opposite of America, in all the wrong ways.

Man One: Man, dude, you fail.
Man Two: At least I'm not Canada.
Man One: You're french.
Man Two: Pwned. ):

by Cattzs January 11, 2009