i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube

whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

by true story! January 23, 2016

cuban

A. An Arrogant race of Spanish Speakers who mistakenly think they are superior to all other Latin Americans. They selfishly hate to see non-Cubans get ahead. Often right-wing in politics. They frequently inter-marry with white gringos to whiten their natural dark skin so they can blend into American society better, often denying their African and Indian origins. They often look down upon other Spanish-Speaking people with an air of entitlement.
B. A people displaced from their natural homeland for being so arrogant and annoying to the rest of the World.

A. Don't take the condescension from Tony so personally. All Cubans are like that.

by La Da Dee October 26, 2005

cuban

in the second world war thousands of soldiers including my granfather when to cuba cause a study done by the united nations declare cuba has biggest amount of putas (whores,prostitudes) in the world check U.N .comsurveys and they love to take it up the brown hole

men i need some backdoor! get me a cuban lady jinetera

by el comelon de trasero cubano July 9, 2006

Cuban Petting Zoo

2 Gay men cover themselves in honey, then roll around in feathers. Then 1 man jacks off into his hand, and feeds the semen to the other man.

I experienced my first Cuban Petting Zoo at my 5th Birthday Party!

by Tito Fernandez June 28, 2011

Cubie

He is the Creator, the basis of all life. A :shen: that will be with all of GenMay forever.

Worship Cubie.

by Napsterhaven June 21, 2004

Cubcub

The sticky, gross stuff you find in the crease of your arm when you get sweaty. Also referred to as "semen-like"

Ew dude, you have cubcub in your neck roll!

by Broskoa August 3, 2010

cube world

A kick ass game that is taking for ages to be made by its developer Wollay who is taking more than a year to release a single fucking update. It is almost definitely vapor-ware. To bad those quests have hard monsters. Newb Alert.

Jonny: "Bro those quests are so cube world"

Alex: "Tell me about it. Their almost vapor-ware"

by TheBlozer April 16, 2014