bomb calorimetry

intake of a high calorie, yet satiating meal.

yo I just did some bomb calorimetry at that Mexican restaurant, gonna need a nap now.

by ricecube March 25, 2013

Phantom Calorie

aka Ghost Calorie, when someone engages in a strict diet but still gets fat.

'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine

by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 28, 2018

Sodium Chloridey

The intelligent way of saying salty.

Stop being so Sodium Chloridey

by JewishMongrel January 4, 2020

It's chlorinated

That shitty excuse used by swimmers with bad hygiene. Pee, go in without showering, leave hair in the pool…as long as there's chlorine, idiots will assume it's perfectly okay.

Swimmer 1: Dude, why didn't you shower?
Swimmer 2: Why should I? It's chlorinated.
Swimmer 3: Yeah, there's chlorine in the water. It makes the water sterile.

by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015

Colorado Q-tip

the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.

Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”

Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"

by ear pissin bitch humpin joe January 5, 2009

rose-colored glasses

you only see what you are focused on

once the rose-colored glasses came off she could see the whole picture

by Reiki Lady83 April 15, 2020

Colorado Bag Juggler

When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.

last night becky gave me a colorado bag juggler... nasty

by Bartledoo June 10, 2011