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butt-scoot

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the floor to itch it's anus.

The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.

It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The managers sat speechless in amazement as Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.

Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.

3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.
by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011
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butt chatter

when you rip a fart that makes your butt cheeks flap together as if ripping or clapping
after ripping a fart"dude that was some serious wicked butt chatter!"
by famished April 4, 2009
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Zoo Butt

After a toddler's poopy diaper has been removed and the the area has been cleaned, the butt still smells like zoo droppings. Only a bath will get rid of the stench.
I just changed Ziv's diaper but he has zoo butt - give him a bath.
by Mamma E April 3, 2010
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community butt

A butt belonging to the community as opposed to a butt belonging to a single person. For example, those with questionable morals may have a butt belonging to a group of people or the community as a whole.
Jeremy: "I don't want a girl with a community butt."
Kyle: "I understand. You want a privately-owned butt."
by double.k January 25, 2011
mugGet the community buttmug.

coke butt

a sex act wherein the man sprinkles ample amounts of cocaine on his penis, before inserting it into an anus. said cocaine will get the recipient high, and ensure a super mega boner
My wife wasn't into coke butt, but its a good thing those strippers were.
by willie fitzgerald September 11, 2006
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BUTT LIFT

That’s the moment when a girl raises her butt off the bed and her pelvis into the air, allowing you to proceed with undressing her, rendering her completely naked.
Daaaamn, did you get the butt lift with that bitch last night???
by George July 5, 2005
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poot butt

A common word used to describe any sorry, stupid,lazy person, this word has been around in black culture for quite a while. This word is almost always accompanied by the word "mothafucka".
"Get the fuck out of my house right now, you ignorant ass, pootbutt mothafucka!"
by detweeze July 13, 2004
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