beach penis

a tanned out penis: something that looks like srengs.

where did you get that beach penis?

i heard sreng is getting his beach penis today

by maximillion leg..acy July 7, 2009

beach

verb - to drop a turd so long that part of it stretches out of the water onto the dry area of the toilet bowl on the edge of the water, in much the same way that a whale beaches itself

One dude: So how was the crap, man?
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.

Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.

by Gritter December 30, 2007

Laguna Beach

One of the best show that is on MTV right now which shows rich kids in their natural habitats.

For the drama....just add water.

by Megan Lynn September 5, 2005

laguna beach

laguna beach is a town in SoCal (that southern california for all u hicks in kentucky) that i call home. its sunny in the winter and cloudy in the summer which is fucked up. its nothing like the show. Talan and Stephen have dirty anal sex all day and no one calls Lauren "LC". But it is all drama here. it really sucks. it is also scene central
( oh yeah.. NeutralResource, we r better then you and i guess ppl do care about the show cause it was #1 on the charts. but yeah laguna sucks and anyone who wants to live here can take my spot)

Laguna beach sucks and should have been taken to the sea instead of New Orleans.

by ThyDirtyApe September 23, 2005

beachXcore

matching of hott beach clothes with urban dance sprit
imagine girls surfing in the day time and goin to local rock shows at night girls are amazingly mix matched but hott,tanned,bright eyes,burnette,bed head
they have the best boys too
and know how to party like crazyyy

AMAZING<3

"jeeze, those beachxcore girls walked by me, and i think the earth just shook under their feet."

<3

by beachxcore May 27, 2006

beach towel

1. A few hours after eating a hefty high fiber meal, one might experience a crap so bad that toilet paper does not serve it's purpose in terms of thickness nor area. Common symptoms would be the continual wiping until blood is on the toilet paper, or that so much toilet paper is in the bowl that no brown areas could be seen, except maybe skid marks. Other means must be sought out for cleaning the affected area, namely use of a beach towel.

I had Taco Bell for 3 meals today, I'm going to need a beach towel.

by DenisLearyIsGod November 2, 2005

silver beach

amazing beach with stupid sluts who got dragged off the beach during the day because they were too drunk to function. And family fights, not a pretty sight.

person1- Hey have you been to silver beach?
person2- yeah some meghan girl got carried off the beach
person1- too drunk to function?
person2- how did you know?
person1- that is all they are there!

by heydood043 January 27, 2011