DenisLearyIsGod's definitions

beach towel

1. A few hours after eating a hefty high fiber meal, one might experience a crap so bad that toilet paper does not serve it's purpose in terms of thickness nor area. Common symptoms would be the continual wiping until blood is on the toilet paper, or that so much toilet paper is in the bowl that no brown areas could be seen, except maybe skid marks. Other means must be sought out for cleaning the affected area, namely use of a beach towel.

I had Taco Bell for 3 meals today, I'm going to need a beach towel.

by DenisLearyIsGod November 2, 2005