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bakerism 

In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.
Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!

Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!
bakerism by fhjfksdldfj November 8, 2007
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Dusty Baker 

(n.) One who understands Neifi's value to a ballclub, dude.
Quotes from Dusty Baker, dude:

"I don't have no boys. They're all my boys Neifi Perez . It's just like being parents. You try not to have any favorites. A lot of times your favorites are, at that time, who's doing the job."

"On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me. The problem we have to address more than anything is the home run problem."

"I was running lineups through my head, dude. I mean, we already got Neifi back and at the time we still had Jose Macias."
Dusty Baker by KChiCubs October 15, 2006
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hannah baker 

Hannah Baker is a character from the tv series "Thirteen reasons why" who committed sucide.
My favourite character in thirteen reason why is Hannah Baker. I love how her character really showed people the effects of what your words can do to others
hannah baker by Amazing1234444 April 13, 2017

Bakersfield 

a large city filled with people who have too much town pride for the disgusting shithole they live in. the air can give you lung fungus, and females cannot walk five feet down Union street without being accosted by fat, horny Mexicans in search of a good time. the population continues to grow because of the plentifulness of weed and meth, bringing in at least ten immagrant drug addicts from LA everyday. it's unbearably hot in the summer because this is, indeed, hell, and bitingly cold in the winter because Satan is cheap and never pays the heating bill so PG&E gets pissed and shuts off the heat. if you should ever have the misfortune of coming here, stay far away from Oildale unless you wish to have you nostrils assaulted by the scent of weed and taco meat.
Girl: Hey we're in Bakersfield
Boy: Shit..... I always knew I was going to hell
Bakersfield by istabyoudie May 1, 2011
to smoke a shit load of weed.
I just smoked a fuck load of weed and god...im baked.
baked by fonzie. November 27, 2006

fully baked 

Completely impaired by marijuana. It is a reference to the movie "half-baked" but replacing "half" with "fully"
dude, last night, we smoked like 2 complete ounces each, we were all fully baked!
fully baked by sluttyskunkmonkey October 22, 2007

twice baked russet

When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.
twice baked russet by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008