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Broke Futurist 

A person who hustles daily on their craft, sacrificing common "luxuries" (Starbucks, eating out, new cars, clothes, etc) in order to manifest the life they've always dreamed.

Any one whose mastered the art of "delayed gratification", whether 3 years old or 93, is a broke futurist.

A person who has a lot of cryptocurrency but not a lot of fiat (usd) = Broke Futurist
"I'm tired of Tron never coming out with us, why does he work so much?"

"because Tron has some big fucking dreams and isn't satisfied with just getting... he's a broke futurist."

Broken Trumpet 

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.
The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!
Broken Trumpet by El ritardo July 1, 2018

Broken Dick Syndrome 

When the vessels that provide blood to the dick are injured due to vigorous thrusting of female genitalia. The dick may slip out and the trajectory of the dick may cause the dick to hit the buttocks causing the dick to bend at an angle less than 80 degrees. This may come with a snapping sound.
Matt was deep dicking his wife when he slipped out and slammed into his wife’s buttocks, bending his dick, and ultimately acquiring broken dick syndrome (BDS)
Broken Dick Syndrome by BDSExpert September 24, 2018

brodie’s dad 

claims to be a builder but sits at home and sells bricks for a living
brodies dad
brodie’s dad by courtsgrace1111 October 21, 2018

broken by life 

To be so hurt and disappointed by people or events that happened in your life that you feel like you can't be fixed anymore.
I 've had a few deep disappointments, but I haven't been broken by lifeyet.
broken by life by Gizel_Br November 21, 2018
You're broke
We both know ur broke af . And we both know that ur broke af because u don't get off ur dam phone to search about being broke ... yes I'm talking about you... don't look at me like that yes you . Reading this you know ur broke ass needs to get off the internet and go to work...