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Breakfast of Champions

(1) The trademarked slogan for the General Mills breakfast cereal "Wheaties", a product that has been marketed since 1924.

(2) The title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday".

(3) A ironically humorous expression that is used to indicate a food or beverage that isn't very good for you.
EXAMPLE of senses (1) and (2) :

' The expression "Breakfast of Champions" is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use of the identical expression as the title for this book is not intended to indicate an association with or sponsorship by General Mills, nor is it intended to disparage their fine products.'

-- Kurt Vonnegut, being ironical on page 1 of the Preface to his 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", a tongue-in-cheek admonition he repeats verbatim in Chapter 18 (on page 195).

EXAMPLE of sense (3):

' I now had Bonnie MacMahon, bring more yeast excrement to . . . Karabekian. Karabekian's drink was a Beefeater's dry martini with a twist of lemon peel, so Bonnie said to him, "Breakfast of Champions."

' "That's what you said when you brought me my first martini," said Karabekian.

' "I say that every time I give anybody a martini," said Bonnie.

' Doesn't that get tiresome?" said Karabekian. "Or maybe that's why people found cities in Godforsaken places like this -- so that they can make the same jokes over and over again, until the Bright Angel of Death stops their mouths with ashes."

' "I just try to cheer people up," said Bonnie. "If that's a crime, I never heard about it till now. I'll stop saying it from now on. I beg your pardon. I did not mean to give offense." '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", Chapter 19 (pages 208 - 211).
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Brett

She is probably the most gorgeous person you will ever meet! She’s funny (even though she’s a total bitch to some people) don’t get her bad side because she is quite literally Satan when she’s angry. Over all she is nice when you don’t do anything to her. To any boy that dates a female Brett, don’t hurt or lose her. Either that will be the worst mistake of your life!
Boy 1: dude, do you see Brett?
Boy 2: who doesn’t?! She’s hot!
Girl: I know right, I envy her!
by Aha._im_broken July 9, 2018
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Beaver Breezer

A flowy dress or ladies jumpsuit that air drys the snatch. Recommended to wear with no under garments.
She wore her beaver breezer while dancing the drum circle .

Patty wore her beaver breezer because her snatch had a drip

Roxanne put on her beaver breezer walking the streets, so her snatch could dry quickly.
by Double DD’s November 14, 2022
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Wake and break

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep,'fraid so:(
by Eva C. Bowles January 2, 2009
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breaux

The Master Level in the three stages of Bro

Bro - Moderate Sweetness Level
Brough - High Sweetness Level
Breaux - Exceptional Sweetness Level
"Andrew had a 26 beer high wizard staff"
"He is such a breaux"
by Nothings Frattier Than America December 12, 2007
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Breana

The best friend anyone could ever have. Your Breana will always be there for you and can help you through any situation. Breana is a beautiful and outrageous girl. Don't let your Breana down because she loves you very much and will love you more and more, no matter what.
Breana is my best friend
by PIEsquare January 9, 2009
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brewskies

1. Beer
2. A serving of beer
" We had some brewskies while watchin' the hockey game."
by The Goose Man November 6, 2007
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