spider balls

vericos veins in your ball sack

Chris you should let a doctor look at your spider balls

by rans0515 February 8, 2010

calloused balls

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous

Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011

Bourbon Balls

The inability to ejaculate (cum/jizz) after a period of heavy drinking. This ailment is related to , but seperate from Whiskey Dick, in that the aforementioned only restricts ejaculation, not erection, which it greatly enhances.

She fucked my dick off last night, but I couldn't cum cause I had Bourbon Balls.

by Kentucky Gentleman April 22, 2011

rolled balls

Did alot of ecstasy and had this best trip ever.

Man I rolled balls at EDC this weekend.

by kitkatcatjesus August 31, 2013

Beer Balls

When a man is so intoxicated that he cannot bust a nut during sexual intercourse.

We went at it for an hour but I had beer balls so I had to call it quits.

by Truth, Duty, Don't get caught October 27, 2019

Musical Blue Balls

The frustration that one experiences when a radio station plays only the beginning of a really awesome song when they are demonstrating what type of music that the station plays.

I got total Musical Blue Balls today when this radio station played the only intro to like 3 of my favorite songs. Such a tease!

by GeeWillickers February 28, 2010

Cock and balls shirt

A T shirt with a cock and a pair of balls printed on it.

Look at John's cock and balls shirt.

by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009