Alex

Alex is an amazing guy. He's patient and never fails to make you laugh. He has the cutest smile in the WORLD and a pair of ah-maiz-ing eyes ever. He's absolutely perfect and girls will fall for him. The thing is, once he falls for you, he makes sure you know it's ONLY you he wants. And when you two have a fight and go away for an hour or so? He'll leave you with messages to come back. He'll apologize first, even if you know it was your fault. He'd rather say sorry than lose someone like you over a stupid little fight. But he's not totally a romantic, not even close. He's that guy in school that teases you nonstop. He's the guy that makes everyone think you two are perfect for each other. He's your best friend and first love. He's the pervert in school you never thought you'd fall for. Alex? el es perfecto. absolute perfection.

Girl 1: Guess what?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Alex told me he loved me last night..
Girl 2: What did you say?
Girl 1: I told him I love him too..
Girl 2: And then?..
Girl 1: He went on his knees and asked me to be his
Girl 2: WHAT THATS CRAZY
Girl 1: No..cause I said I do

Girl 2: You're crazy
Girl 1: ..In love ♥

by TheCourier January 25, 2013

Alex

A very tall dark haired guy who has a very strange love to shirts. He is always kind and funny, but with a wicked sense of humor! Usually found doing homework, playing pc, browsing tumblr and chatting to British girls with a dark sense of humor

Girl 1) OMG he has such a weird shirt fetish
Girl 2) must be an Alex

by ThatWeirdoOnTumblr November 14, 2014

Alexandra

Alexandra is a very sweet and loving girl. She is shy at first but will reel you in with her kind and open heart. Her personality is extremely intriguing and makes all the boys fall for her. She got a fat ass and is planning to make her boy happy. She is typically referred to as alex but loves the few people who call her by her full name. She falls incredibly hard & is often left heart broken. She struggles to pick herself back up and believe in finding love again. After planning and imagining a future with her first love is all she ever thinks about, all the songs that he showed her is all she listens to. She makes herself sad by remembering all things that made her happy. She wears her heart on her sleeve and will ride ur dick into the moonlight. She believes and has fallen in love at first sight and fears she won't find love again but hopes that her boy will meet again and become friends then slowly fall back into lovers again

Mallik: god I miss Alexandra i haven't seen her in ages

Jake: yeah dude u really fucked up she had THE FATTEST ASSand was HOT AF

by alexdabootygiver March 14, 2017

Alexandra

A real badass when she wants to be, and wild when in a group. You never know if she's shy or just annoyed when she doesn't talk, and normally hangs out with people like her. She's a completely different person when she's around teachers, though. She acts so innocent and nice but when she's with her friends, they all crack up and tell her she'll be a great actress one day.

"Alexandra, you can fool anyone with your sweet talk!"

by AYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 26, 2018

Alex bonilla

A kid who has a dirty neck and big lips and who is very dirty / a kid who dates his cousin

Don't be a alex bonilla.

by mugre watcher April 21, 2019

Alex

To make a statement that in no way has any relevance to the current conversation.

Mr White: Would this be better on an A1 sheet.
Mr Red: Possibly. I'm not sure.
Mr Blue: I had fish for tea last night.
Mr White: Ah, you just pulled an Alex!

by Studio1 May 20, 2008

Alex Gill

An Alex Gill is the emptying of your bowels in foliage, using your hand to wipe your anus and then the motion of flicking the feces from the hand you wiped. To do the action properly, one must relax the arm from the elbow down and use the shoulder to throw the arm out (making sure that the wrist is then flicked).

After I got wasted last night, I did an Alex Gill over in those bushes.

by urbangill September 1, 2013