A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 7, 2011
Get the tool monstermug. by BIg juicyboy6677 January 19, 2018
Get the length monstermug. When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.
by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017
Get the Monsters Inkedmug. A person who loves Lipton iced brisk. they ushually smell like a dumpster fire that had onion juice poured over it. They run around screaming “That’s brisk baby” and are always impersonated with an Eric Cartman voice
by Sexyhotboy June 28, 2020
Get the brisk monstermug. The Shaft, Main Vein, Cock without Balls, Dick, or More Commonly Known as Penis. Typically Used When Referring To Peeing, as The Word Tink Means To Pee... So Tinki Monster Is The Monster That Pees... A.K.A. Your Dick.
"Hey Dude, I Gotta Go Tink!" He Shouted, Drunk, With a Firm Grip on His Tinki Monster.
"I Shoved My Tinki Monster Right Inside Of Her!"
Dad Yells... "Quit Tuggin' On Yer Tinki Monster And Come To Dinner!"
"I Shoved My Tinki Monster Right Inside Of Her!"
Dad Yells... "Quit Tuggin' On Yer Tinki Monster And Come To Dinner!"
by Habarakoo January 13, 2009
Get the Tinki Monstermug. by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021
Get the Monster Parademug. When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster
monster
by Goat-a-roat April 25, 2021
Get the plop monstermug.