Definitions by Goat-a-roat

plop monster 

When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster

Ewww gross... it sounds like Tommy just released a plop monster in there!

plop monster by Goat-a-roat April 25, 2021

Granola roller 

An earth-loving, oat eating, barley praising, well-meaning hippie. Typically unemployed, underemployed, or an environmentalist. Roll those oats!

That hippie was quite the granola roller!

Granola roller by Goat-a-roat June 25, 2020