Granola roller

An earth-loving, oat eating, barley praising, well-meaning hippie. Typically unemployed, underemployed, or an environmentalist. Roll those oats!
That hippie was quite the granola roller!
by Goat-a-roat June 25, 2020
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plop monster

When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster
Ewww gross... it sounds like Tommy just released a plop monster in there!
by Goat-a-roat April 25, 2021
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